If you love the smell of old books, you may be interested in this new perfume. The makers say: "The Dead Writers Perfume® blend evokes the feeling of sitting in an old library chair paging through yellowed copies of Hemingway, Shakespeare, Fitzgerald, Poe, and more. Suitable for either sex, Dead Writers makes you want to put on a kettle of black tea and curl up with your favorite book. This perfume contains black tea, vetiver, clove, musk, vanilla, heliotrope, and tobacco."
Hat tip to Gentleman M for directing me to this. You can buy a bottle or two from Sweet Tea Apothecary.